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Delaware school mistakenly sent sarcastic hurt feelings report staff members at a delaware elementary school are apologizing after a sarcastic hurt feelings report was accidentally sent to parents lombardi elementary school located in wilmington mistakenly sent the report as an attachment in an email informing parents about an upcoming event while the school does have an anti-bullying policy and resources on its website it seems it may be a little out of date perhaps an employee that to update the report with this one the hurt feelings report as that line on the form is used to quote assist whiners and documenting hurt feelings end quote and quote winans should use this form to seek sympathy from someone who cares end quote and the most important part for wine is to know about this form is quote disclosure is voluntary however repeat a whiny may lead to your file being stamped candy-ass or some other appropriate term end quote the rest of the form is pretty standard just data about the whiners name age the time of hurtfulness location the name of the person who hurt the wine is pansy-ass feelings the report even asked is for reasons for filing among listed items are some obvious reasons like I am thin-skinned I am a wimp and I want my mommy then there are less obvious reasons two beers isn't enough and the weather is too cold filers can also select all of the above and more the form ends with a statement just to make sure her feelings don't go unnoticed it reads quote we as the department take her feelings seriously end quote the department goes on to offer a hugger to be dispatched ASAP upon request and that she would not be available quote an EMS team will be dispatched to silk York Sox and coal oil to prevent ants from crawling up your leg and eating their way up your candy ass according to a spokesperson from the school district the principal of Lombardy elementary sent a recorded phone message to all parents apologizing luckily parents have reportedly stated that the email was an unfortunate mistake but they don't believe the forms a reflection of the school so no hurt feelings this time